She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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