Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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