it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
