She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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