So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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