you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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