i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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