she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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