he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
This is my gift to your gina
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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