sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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