marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i've created a new STD.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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