was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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