I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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