Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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