"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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