Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Randomize
