I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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