i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
