omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
