i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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