i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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