They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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