I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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