She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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