One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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