Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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