Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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