How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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