On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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