he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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