You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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