I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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