"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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