Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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