She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I am full of burrito and curiosity
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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