I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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