i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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