Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
