what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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