Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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