big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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