so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i think i have two assholes
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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