He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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