I swear she didn't look like that last week.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
