Already got asked if we're dating
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
