Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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