sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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