I'm drive I can fine osifer
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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