TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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