He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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