the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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